Monday, May 31, 2010

Tip # 57

Do not become obsessed with making your home perfect. Go outside and live among the people. You may be astounded at the life going on outside of your walls.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Tip #1

Do not assume you know anything at all.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Tip #3

Be where you are.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tip #178

all you need is confidence.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Tip # 12

Do not use "took series of wrong turns" when giving an excuse, even if true, if you are late for a job you've been to several times including the previous day.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tip #56

Don't let your mouth hang open when an enthusiastic spit talker is talking too close to your face.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Tip #113

Don't be confused, or confusing.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Tip #71

Do not assume a guy who sleeps in a bunk bed will not leave you just because you have a queen size bed.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Tip #349

Regardless of how good it may feel, avoid putting marbles in the mouth.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Tip #321

Do not have sex with a tumbleweed.

Tip #237

Don't mess with previously ruffled toilet paper.